Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
I will reblog this post everyday if I have to, no one should go puppy-less
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
i was stoked to watch catching fire with my parents tonight but they still aren’t home soooooo
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
Sunset in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. 2014.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
i’ve been waiting for this gifset for years
The thrilling saga
I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK THIS WOULD GET NOTES GOD DAMMIT THIS IS A HUGE MISTAKE
I thought this was Dylan Sprouse